Meet the writers

Our writers

A N R Kist

The writer known as  A N R Kist is the illegitimate child of a soviet super spy and a crack whore who lives in a secret location for her own safety. This is the first of a series of stories from her about how she transformed from innocent worker to mega slut with a penchant for blow jobs. Enjoy comrades, enjoy for Mother Duct Tape.

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Ed Hernandez

Ed Hernandez is retired from a career on the the professional golf circuit and now breeds crime fighting chihuahuas. Our writer today lists DH Lawrence, Virginia Woolf and Baby Metal as his main influences. Enjoy!

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Jeremiah Trout

Born in a parallel universe where Sonic the Hedgehog is not even in the top ten Fastest Things Alive  this week's contributor lives in a tree with a fox who is cunningly disguised as an owl. Together they write adventures of Moo the Space Cow and eat mashed potato with strawberries. 

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Demasiado Sueve

Give a warm Duct Tape and Daddy Issues welcome to a brand new guest poster Demasiado Suerte! Demi is the voice behind Hughes and Sons Opticians, Camberley and has been heard at most local cinemas promoting Cutting Crew, your local hairdressers. Next door to Bombay Curry House. You have never had it so hot! 

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Chloe Goldfinger

Chloe is a part time trapeze artist who supplements their income by walking dogs for the rich and famous. They live in a cupboard in Central London and count themselves gosh darn lucky to do so. They also have a way with words.

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Lavinia De La Roux

Lavinia De La Roux is an accomplished writer, but you would never have read their work. Most of their career has been spent in hiding from the mob in a Witness Protection Scheme where they wrote steamy novels to amuse themselves and give the agents looking after them something to take to their bored wives. Now the threat has passed and Jimmy is no more, Lavinia is free to release anything they want. Watch out, you may not be ready for this level of sophistication.

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